Let’s be honest—online dating can be a total rollercoaster. Sure, it has its frustrating moments, but it’s also a goldmine for some seriously funny stories. If you’ve ever swiped through a dating app, you know it’s a mix of awkward, weird, and downright hilarious moments. Here’s a peek at the lighter side of online dating.
1. The Overly Serious Bio
You know the type—the person who writes a novel in their bio, listing every single dealbreaker and life goal. “Must love dogs, hiking, sushi, and have a 5-year plan. If you’re not ready for marriage, swipe left.” It’s like they’re applying for a job, not a date. Bonus points if their profile pic is them holding a fish.
2. The Mystery of the Group Photos
Why do some people only post group photos? It’s like playing a game of “Where’s Waldo?” trying to figure out who you’re actually matching with. Are they the one in the middle? The one in the back? Or the one photobombing with a pizza slice?
3. The Awkward First Messages
Nothing beats the cringe-worthy opening lines. “Hey.” “Hi.” “What’s up?” Wow, Shakespeare, calm down. And then there’s the overly confident ones: “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” Sure, buddy. Sure.
4. The Ghost Who Comes Back
You matched, chatted for a bit, and then—poof—they disappeared. But wait! Weeks later, they pop back up with a casual “Hey, sorry, my dog ate my phone.” Sure, Jan. We all know you were just busy swiping on someone else.
5. The Over-Sharer
Some people treat dating apps like therapy. Within five messages, they’re telling you about their ex, their childhood trauma, and their fear of clowns. Meanwhile, you’re just trying to figure out if they like pineapple on pizza.
6. The Accidental Super Like
We’ve all been there. You’re swiping, minding your own business, and then—oops—you accidentally super like someone. Now you’re stuck pretending it was totally intentional while they bask in the glory of your “enthusiasm.”
Final Thoughts
Online dating might have its challenges, but it’s also a treasure trove of laughs. If you want to dive deeper into the hilarious world of dating apps, check out Ghosts, Texts, and Exes: Surviving the Online Dating Circus by Rocci Jackson. This book is packed with funny, relatable stories that will make you feel like you’re not alone in the chaos. Each tale is a mix of humor and life lessons, perfect for anyone navigating the wild world of online dating.
So, the next time you’re swiping and come across a profile that says, “I’m fluent in sarcasm,” just remember—online dating is a comedy show, and you’ve got front-row seats. Enjoy the ride!
